Matt Brown Proves That He is an Alien-Robot!

Proof that you don't touch another man's dip, last night Matt Brown Knocked out Jeremy May with a nice head kick. Ah you can almost hear the smiles and excitement from those watching at home. you smell that Jeremy? Is it lime juice? No it's sweet sweet humble Pie as Mike Dolce so eloquently puts it!!!@@#$!!
In the second preliminary fight Cramer-Zachrich banged the piss out of one another for two rounds until Cramer sunk in the RNC to get the win.

Somebody Shit, I Smelt It!

TUF 7

Awsome start to the show with the tournament format giving us a full hour of fights, and that looks to be the case for the next episode as well. Speaking of the next episode the preview promises the most violent knockout in the history of the show, and the screams from the ambulance were alarming. We also got to see why the middleweight signed by EliteXC was let go from the UFC, he didnt lose the fight, but he bored the shit out of Dana White with a lay and pray victory. this season will be one of the most entertaining with the personalities of Rampage and Forrest you cant go wrong.

Mile High Club

UFN 04/02/2008
Great night of fights last night, with a three hour telecast of UFN followed by the middleweight tournament on TUF.

Alexander/Irvin
WOW. We knew this one wasn't going the distance, but 8 seconds are fucking kidding me? the stoppage seemed a bit pre-mature, but on looking at the replay Houston did drop from consciousness for a second, and had it gone any longer he would have no doubt been out.

Diaz/Pellegrino
Look Ma, no hands! A celebration ensued before the tapout when Diaz locked his legs on the triangle he knew it was over.

Hamill/Boetsch
The altitude along with the smothering wrestling ability of The Hammer were too much for his Jeet Kun Do. Boetsch did manage to open a vagina-like cut on Hamill's lip that was flapping in the post fight interview.

Maynard/Edgar
Somebody's O had to go as they say, and it was Edgar's who said bye bye. It "was a good scrap" as Maynard would put it. It went the distance and Maynard's take downs were the difference.

Parisyan/Alves
Ouch! So close the were the title aspirations of KP that if the title shot farted it would've tingled his nose hairs. Alves landed a bomb knee to the button of KP, and followed it up with some GNP to finish him out. Another seemingly quick stoppage in Denver.

Florian/Lauzon
Ben Stiller defeats the Bat Boy! Another good fight to close the night out. The action went both ways likes Jenna Jameson for most of the fight until Ken-Flo got the mount, and that was all she wrote.

Johnson/Speer
Ko of the night for sure. I wasnt expecting much from this match-up mainly because I didnt really know alot about Johnson. Wow, amazing speed and power to boot. Welterweights look out for this guy!

Results:

Main Card
Kenny Florian def. Joe Lauzon via TKO, 3:28 of round 2
Thiago Alves def. Karo Parisyan via TKO, 0:34 of round 2
Gray Maynard def. Frank Edgar via unanimous decision
Matt Hamill def. Tim Boetsch via TKO, 1:25 of round 2
Nate Diaz def. Kurt Pellegrino via submission (triangle choke), 3:06 of round 2
James Irvin def. Houston Alexander via TKO, 0:08 of round 1

Preliminary Card
Josh Neer def. Din Thomas via unanimous decision.
Marcus Aurelio def. Ryan Roberts via submission (armbar), 0:16 of round 1
Manny Gamburyan def. Jeff Cox via submission (guillotine), 1:41 of round 1
Clay Guida def. Samy Schiavo via TKO, 4:15 of round 1
George Sotiropoulos def. Roman Mitichyan via TKO, 2:24 of round 2
Anthony Johnson def. Tommy Speer via TKO, 0:51 of round 1